The 'Only In Japan' Daily Feedly - Muscle bound Polar Bears, Muscle bound Pogo Jumping and Muscle bound Motorcycling. It's a strong one, it can only be Japan.

Muscle March:
A pro football player has stolen your protein powder! Strike the wall-smashing pose of the builder in front of you to chase him down. Coming to WiiWare May 26th.

It features Horse's in elevators, random sheep, Polar bears in trunks and loads of musculy dudes dancing and chasing each other (I don't think this will be featured at the Nintendo E3 conference any-time soon).



I really don't know what to make of this, other then for a laugh, it's obviously gonna appeal to a certain demographic. I figured perhaps it's a Aprils fools but then I remembered where in December, plus the game is apparently going to be released in May, so that theory's out I suppose.

On the other hand if you have a Wii (I don't), I suppose other then Mario or checking your BMI heart rate this is the closest thing you'll get actually playing games on the thing. :D

Choaniki:
I just don't know what to say about this one either, like Muscle March it features heavy on muscly dudes, in this case they seem to be pogo jumping on each other to hamper your progress towards the epic boss at the end, which is one of the most gay stroke camp boss fights I've ever seen in a game (and I've seen a lot!), just watch out for his special attack.

To make things even worst (and even more demented), he actually seems to be enjoying your assult on him! It has to be seen to be believe (and that goes for the rest too!).



Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend:
To be fair, I don't this is actually Japanese (has a more Dutch / German feel to it I think), but it does have an (originally unintentional) awful lot in common with the previous two Japanese finds, so I'm adding it here anyway.

This one features two dudes improvising to make a motorcycle among other things all in the name of chasing so guy on a truck roller thingy who wants none of it (and I don't blame him either, whoa).

Again, I really don't know what to say about this one, I suppose gay dudes will mostly appreciate it, er, aesthetics if not struggle to understand it like the rest of us :S



UPDATE: Turns out Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend is indeed Japanese, go figure :D